photo: ilovebutter on flickr

photo: ilovebutter on flickr

Back when my Guru Lucy was still in my life, she called me over for a little chat one day.

She said that while she appreciated my attempt at a Goofball Holiday message the previous year, the message was in need of some serious improvement.

For those of you who remember that post (I had to go look it up), it consisted of a few words and two photos: one of a human baby and one of two cats.

According to the Guru, I got it right by including the photo of the cats.

The photo of the baby, however, was horribly, horribly wrong.

To rectify this gross misjudgment, the Guru suggested I devote the current year’s entire holiday message to the superior species of which she was a part.

Not only that, she suggested that I articulate, by means of said photos, why the feline is so spectacularly superior.

Thus was born:

The Guru’s Holiday Photo Extravaganza!

Cats are amazingly, incredibly, superior-ly awesome because . . . .

They know how to laugh.

photo: Paul Lewis on flickr

photo: Paul Lewis on flickr

They know how to let go.

photo: Loren Kerns on flickr

photo: Loren Kerns on flickr

They know how to keep things interesting.

photo: Keith Kissel on flickr

photo: Keith Kissel on flickr

They know how to look cute and ferocious at the same time.

photo: Soffía Snæland on flickr

photo: Soffía Snæland on flickr

They know how to pose.

photo: Nicola Centenaro on flickr

photo: Nicola Centenaro on flickr

photo: Barry on flickr

photo: Barry on flickr

photo: Werwin 15 on flickr

photo: Werwin 15 on flickr

They know how to hide.

photo: marya on flickr

photo: marya on flickr

photo: Paulo Ordoveza on flickr

photo: Paulo Ordoveza on flickr

photo: Gabriel Gonzalez on flickr

photo: Gabriel Gonzalez on flickr

They know how to chill.

photo: Dan Perry on flickr

photo: Dan Perry on flickr

photo: Steve Jurvetson on flickr

photo: Steve Jurvetson on flickr

photo: yeowatsup on flickr

photo: yeowatsup on flickr

And they know how to do yoga poses in their sleep.

photo: Juanaedc.com

photo: Juanaedc.com

photo: Sanna Pudas on flickr

photo: Sanna Pudas on flickr

photo: Al King on flickr

photo: Al King on flickr

And that concludes this Holiday Photo Extravaganza!

photo: Melissa Phillippe on flickr

photo: Melissa Phillippe on flickr

Happy Holidays from the Guru and me! (And Melissa too – she took the picture!)
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